Michelle Malkin, cluelessness expert

Dunkin' Donuts pulled a Rachel Ray ad because the perpetually cheerful EVOO lady was pictured wearing a kaffiyeh, thereby knowingly or not - according to Malkin - symbolizing Palestinian jihad: ''The kaffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,'' Malkin wrote in her syndicated column. "Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons," she said.

Could everything in Malkin's closet survive a third-party search for associative guilt? A Yankees cap, perhaps?